
Six years in the past, we featured a taste test of dark chocolate bars, and one reader commented: “One of the best darkish chocolate is milk chocolate.” A sizzling take, and one with which I occur to agree! So, we thought it was time for one more experiment…
We couldn’t have requested for a greater panel of judges: 5 seventh graders, with candy tooth and powerful opinions. Anton’s pals came to visit after faculty, and we challenged them to price 11 common milk chocolate manufacturers in a blind style check.

The Contenders:
Solely plain milk chocolate varieties had been included (no nuts, fillings, or flavors).

The Methodology:
Following Jenny’s finely tuned protocol, I served as grasp of ceremonies, with Joanna becoming a member of as my hype girl. I arrange the samples forward of time, “blinding” the manufacturers as a lot as doable (these engraved with logos had been turned the wrong way up), together with glowing water and unsalted crackers for cleaning the palate between samples. Every pattern was numbered, and solely I had the important thing to the corresponding manufacturers.

I instructed the testers — Nick, Anton, Sienna, Juliet, and Ella — to style every pattern on the identical time and weigh in on attributes like sweetness, chunk, creaminess, and taste. Then I requested them to privately rank every pattern on a scale of 1-5 (5 being the very best). I additionally requested them to chorus from making guesses on the chocolate manufacturers, to keep away from influencing one another. Did they comply with these final two directions? No, not even for a second. (Future scientists, take observe: center schoolers can not not speak to one another). However did they take the duty of scrutinizing and rating these candies extraordinarily critically? Sure, 100%.

When testing was full, I gathered their rating sheets and averaged the rankings of every pattern. Looking back, I additionally ought to have instructed them to spherical their decimals, in order to keep away from rankings like 4.12595982484636456467. However once more, this was a flaw in my very own process, and I can not fault the youngsters for being exact.
In the long run, it didn’t matter anyway. After working the numbers and reviewing their observations, the outcomes had been very clear. Listed here are our findings — and scroll all the way down to the underside for the general winner:

The Creamiest
Lindt Classic Recipe & Cadbury Dairy Milk: 4.8
These two scored excessive throughout the board (our solely samples with tied scores), and each had been famous for his or her exceptionally clean, creamy texture. One tester described the Cadbury as having a “pure milk” taste, and several other agreed it was the “milkiest” milk chocolate. Everybody additionally preferred the thin-but-not-too-thin form of the Lindt bar.

Greatest Taste
MilkBoy: 4.44
Chocolove: 4.3468
These two had been additionally total crowdpleasers (and the least recognizable by style — nobody had any concept what model they could be). MilkBoy elicited the most important response, flavor-wise, and testers stated they tasted notes of raspberry, almond, and even mint. Chocolove was famous for its fruity sweetness — nice, however not overpowering. And everybody REALLY preferred the domed form of the squares.

Greatest Form & Texture
Dove: 4.5
Ritter Sport Fine Milk Chocolate: 4.38
Whole Foods 365: 4.182
One particular takeaway from this style check? Form issues. Like Chocolove, the Dove bar is portioned into small, domed squares. That alone nudged its rating up, and it was one of many shock favorites (although some discovered it a little bit too candy). One other shock was the Entire Meals 365 bar, which was praised for its texture. One described it as “waxy and SO good.” (I’ve to agree, the “waxiness” yields a satisfying chunk.) Ritter Sport, with its chunky squares, additionally obtained excessive marks on form, texture, and its nice dissolve. And it’s value noting that, though the official testers weren’t blown away, Ritter Sport was the grown-up favourite by far (Joanna and I attempted them earlier than the youngsters arrived, and saved our lips zipped throughout testing).

The Outliers
Trader Joe’s: 4.2682
Endangered Species: 3.84
One tester declared the Dealer Joe’s pattern a 5/5, proper off the bat — no notes, liked all the pieces about it. The remainder of the testers responded with a powerful meh. The same factor occurred with Endangered Species, which many testers thought was an unintended dark-chocolate addition (it has the next cocoa content material and undoubtedly might be confused for darkish). One tester LOVED it, whereas everybody else (myself included) discovered it too laborious, too bitter, and simply too intense. Nobody needed a second chunk.

The Least Favourite
Hershey’s Symphony Bar: 3.8
Ouch! Keep in mind when Symphony Bars had been the fancy chocolate? Occasions have modified. These youngsters had been NOT impressed. “It simply tastes like a s’extra.”

The Massive Winner
Tony’s Chocolonely: 4.98
It wasn’t even shut, y’all. Tony’s was the winner, beloved by all. Whereas it wasn’t deemed essentially the most something — not the creamiest, sweetest, and so on. — I truly assume that labored in its favor. The steadiness was excellent. One other huge plus was measurement and form: Tony’s is a decidedly chonky bar of chocolate, and it breaks aside right into a bunch of uneven hunks, which is oddly satisfying. The model recognition was undoubtedly an element right here (“I obtained the fortunate half!” one tester stated, taking the little coin-shaped piece within the middle), however I think this might have been the winner both manner. Tony’s is each good chocolate and enjoyable chocolate. And, actually, what extra are you able to ask for?

A giant due to our great judges, Anton, Nick, Juliet, Ella, and Sienna! Every other milk chocolate followers on the market? Do you could have a favourite?
P.S. More taste tests, together with the best vanilla ice cream and our favorite pasta sauce.
